haha... went to forum to search for places to go... in the end come across this qian bian wen da ti forum... haha...

1. why did a alien go to e keyboard when it is thristy???

cos he wants to go to the spacebar

2. Imagine you are stuck on an island.You have nothing with you.On the island you saw a coconut tree,a net and a ladder. How you gonna get out of the island?

stop IMAGINE~

3. Why did Mickey Mouse went to space?

to find pluto

4. A man was waiting at an airport for a plane to arrive. Suddenly, he heard someone call his name. Looking up, he saw an old friend of his hurrying toward him.
"Hey, Bill!" called his friend. "How are you? I haven't seen you in years!"
"How are you?" exclaimed Bill. "Wow, you look great!"
"I am married now, to someboby yoou don't know," said the other.
"This is my daughter."
Bill smiled down at the little girl. "hi, young lady. What's your name?" "It's the same as my mama's," said the girl."Is that so," said Bill, winking at his friend. "Then your name must be Cindy!" How could he possibly know this?

cos the fren he is talking to is Cindy... there is no where in this passage that say his friend is a guy

5. a man is sentenced to death, he is given a choice of 3 rooms:
1st room is the room of everlasting fire. it will nv be extinguish.
2nd room is a room fill with lions that have not eaten for 3 years.
3rd room is a room fill with assasins with the best guns and weapons to kill.
Which room is the safest room for the man?

2nd room... cos all the lion will be dead!